Welcome to the World Dictator Page!
This is the home base of Cameron Blackwood, the First Whole World Dictator
(FWWD) (in training). Cam is planning to take over the world and run it as
a benevolent dictatorship any day now, so apply for membership now and enjoy
generous discounts.
Why should I be part of Cam's dictatorship?
Good question! Ok. If you join Cam's Empire now and avoid the rush, you get
special benifits such as, One get out of jail free card or even
the ever popular World Citizen card. Plus, as a special for
this web page only you also get to chose from all the good jobs, such as
Harem slave, Secret Police Informer or even People
in Purple (now replacing the popular Men In Black).
Cam himself has spent all of his life so far training for his role as FWWD.
I encourage you to read about Cam's History so you too can come to the
obvious conclusion that Cam is your rightful ruler.
Accept now.
Avoid the rush.
Policies
"Vote for Dictatorship!"(tm) here's why:
- Digital Democracy. Know your voice is heard, even if it is ignored.
- Efficency of dictatorship. "Cam gets the Job done!"(tm)
- Removal of Morons. Cam is smart and intends to use smart people to
move the world forward, kicking and screaming.
What is Overlord Cam interested in?
Good idea citizen, learn of your eventual rulers hobbies.
This also lets to select areas of your life that you can offer freely to
your new dictator, knowing that you are making Him happy, without being
forced to have fun.
Cam is interested in:
- Computers
Python
Linux
Raytracing
Networking
Genetic Methods
Sysadmin'ing and Automation
- Hardware
Microcontrollers
Homeautomation
Robotics
Tinkering and finding where those 3 spare screws are ment to go.
- Roleplaying
SciFi Roleplaying
Horror
Fantasy
Cam's History
From a young age, Cam realised that the world was missing something.
He researched more and soon found that the world was crying out for a
dictator and, never one to shurk the great responsibilities to his
fellow humans, He accepted the inevitable need and took the duty upon Himself.
This discovery, in his early childhood, seemed confusing, because the
World didnt seem to ask for a FWWD, but yet it obviously needed one.
This apparent contidiction required a reexamination of everything.
Cam examined the cultural stereotyping as it came His way and soon
realised that He needed to redefine culture and society, starting
with Himself. He started to re-examine the 'norms' and 'values' of society
and built his directions for the future of tomorrow.
FAQ
Q1: This is a joke, right?
Let me point out that dictatorship is the most efficent form of government,
hampered only by the quality of the dictator in question. Well Cam is 100%
committed to ISO9002 quality dictatorship. Just read some of his policies and
"Know It Is Right!(tm)"
Policies
So, what are Cam's policies?
Digital Democracy
Although Cam's rule will be a total dictatorship, He knows that His power
derives from the Masses (thats you). You the Masses get to have your say
within The Structure. (Obviously Cam retains control of the Military and
Police to keep you all in check.)
Shadow Parlement
The SP will be made up of something like the current parlementary system,
supplimented with people elevated by His favor. The will argue and propose
ammendments to legislation.
Digital Democracy
All people will be given network access to allow for education and learning
about the process of dictatorship that you will all live under. This also
allows for true democracy to be implemented.
Instead of Parlement voting on bills, the Network will be extended so everyones
network access will be available for voting on every bill.
Approval
Because "the Masses Cant Be Trusted, Thats Why We Put Our Faith in Him"(tm)
Cam makes a solid commitment to examine everything that is passed and
reject any foolish ammendment.
All bills are parsed by Cam for approval. Cam can also submit changes
at will, as befits a dictator.