http://www.rapdict.org/ has a great rap dictionary reference. A local copy so that I can still refer to it when I roleplay is available, but try the main site first.
Anyway, what's happened since? That was Saturday night I think. It all seems so long ago.
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Right, well we woke up and decided to go check stuff out like we agreed.
I was glad to see the back of him actually. Its not that I hate him, but more that he's getting on my nerves. I mean he thinks that he's being picked on just because some of his friends died, well tough. Welcome to the club, fool.
Anyway, so he dissapeared and the rest of us pile into the motor to go and see that Madam Saysomething chick. Guess its a plan, I mean we dont know jack.
Anyway, we drive over there and dump some stuff with her and she's all stupid again. Apparently we are comin' back around 5. Great.
Renee decided to split and go help the husband of the dead chick we found under the building with plantin' her.
[ And there is a bunch missing around the whole following the phone numbers stuff, with the calls to the Sisters of Mercy and other places (power company stuff, if I recall), and the trip to the library (nun-porn) where you located Cambell (who'd gone off to her job on Monday morning, and you later found was suspended)... Once again, perhaps not so important. ]
We drive off and on the way... [cont]
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I got to pound some baddies. Yay, me.
We just came out of the Russian resturant when we see some hoods trying to push lindsey into a taxi. Oh, yeah, baby! I break into a run and head to the action. Cambell moves with me and Olga goes to get her car.
We make it up to the taxi guy and two brothers are running shield while the taxi guy tries to jack her into the car. Cambell moves to do the dudes runnin' cover, so I leap up onto the car and dive in on the guy attackin' Lindsey.
I drop the elbow pile driver onto the guy like some WWF supastar. He goes down on top of lindsey and Im layin' into him. Cambell seems to be handlein' herself pretty well so I work on takin' this guy.
A couple of shots ring out, but, screw it, Im still alive. I cant see where they come from, but they stop after two. Actually, it seems to be behind me, so its probably Olga's cop friend freakin' out.
Yeah, atlast we actually get to question some of these suckers. Yeah.
I move to take out the guy's leg, but Lindsey screams, so I move to the head and knock the sucker out. A quick blow and he's down. Leap up, but cambell seems to have taked her two out. She's got one guy pinned to the car and the others are runnin'. Damn!
I check the taxi guy and he's out. Leaping up onto the car, I give chase, but the bastards have too much lead. They split up, and finally I have to give up or Ill loose sight of the group.
Turning, I see that Lindsey has started running. Damn! I turn and sprint back, but the chick can move. Stupid.
Man, I wish she hadnt given her car to the nark friend. Ah, @#*&$ and he shot the tires out on the taxi. Great. Well atleast we have two of the guys. We seem to be attracting attention. No surprise there. We grab the jackers and head off to Olga's place which is just round the corner.
We get there and then go up. As we get to the door, one of the goons says where we're goin'. Great, so it looks like he's bugged. Ill sweep him later.
We hesatate by the door and pop the door open and a cat comes runnin' out followed by.. by... 'what a wonderful smell you've discovered princess'. Something died in there. Damply, too.
People hesatate about going in. Cowards.
I pop in and look around. Wet floor. Great.
The living room looks clean, so I check the other rooms. Hmmm. Dead guy in the bathroom. Looks like he got toasted playing with electricity in the bathroom.
"Its safe."
People roll in and gawk at the guy in the bathroom. Yeah, whatever. He's been dead for a while so no biggie, the Empire's been and gone.
I grab the bug sweeper from Olga and I sweep the brother who narked us out and the christmas tree lights up on the detector. Bingo. I nuke the bug and we get movin'.
We move to some place where Olga's friends live. I shimmy up onto the bathroom window and break in and bingo, we have our little quiet place.
We tie up the guys while Cambell starts asking questions. Its the goon who is concious and Cambell aint really that scary.
I decide to give her 10 mins and then get medievil.
I move inot the kitchen and start lookin' for knifes and other toys. Olga's on the phone. Apparently somethin's happened to lindsey and renee. Seems like the Doc's gettin' a cavity search. Oh well, atleast the bankroll's safe.
Glenn's hangin' round eating something he stole. Im lookin' at G and I know he aint built for this. If I have to start carvin' on the goon I wonder how these fools will deal. Will I have to wack Cambell? Hmmm.
Oh, cheese grater. That'd hurt.
'Dont give in to the dark side.'
Where'd that come from? TF. @#*$&. I should call him. I grab the phone and call the old biddy on the 2nd floor....
[insert conversation here from web page]
TF!? Someone grabbed TF? He's hurt? I... I... I gotta...
Bastards.
I grab the armfull of stuff that Ive collected and drag it into the bathroom. The guy Cambell's questioning looks uneasy. I walk in move to grab him. Cambell asks for a few minutes, so I start tapping the foot.
He starts to spill about being hired to 'help public safety' or some such crap about us being dangerous. What a crock. This guy is dead, he just doenst know it yet.
Ah, screw it, times up. I grab him and start dragging him to the bathroom.
"Where you taking him, babe?" glenn pipes up.
"Bathroom. Dont wanna stain the carpet."
That silences glenn. The guy starts whimpering stuff to Cambell about what he knows. Do I care or do I just wanna hurt him? Im not sure I care.
Suddenly the taxi guy starts to run. @#*$& he got free. I drop the other guy and try and block him.
He dives for the other guy and does something to his mouth. I leap in and start to punch him down, but he feels weird. Sorta rubbery.
Cambell and Olga are trying to help the other guy. Even if he feels weird, he's staying down. Or so I think. Suddenly he's moving. He goes to hit me, but I dodge it.
Obviously takin' him out with knuckles isnt workin'. I grab the knife and go for his arm. Yeah, the knife cuts in and does some damage. Excellent.
Suddenly he wacks my shoulder. No that hard, but he did some damage. I try and move my arm, but he's popped something. I roll clear and check for damage. What the (@*&#$*@(#&$*@#&$*(@#! My arm's popped out and.. and.. worse. Man Im screwed. The @#*$&er, he's going down.
The bastards up and moving now, but I get some nice buzz out of the fact his arm's still out. Someone trained this dude, he knows how to fight. I gotta take him out before he kills the bank rolls. I grab the backup knife and dive in going for the leg. Yep, I hit and get rubbery flesh. What the !!#*&$. He kicks me clear and makes a run for the window. Bastard. I try and give chase, but the arm's really freaking me now.
He leaps out and then runs. What the hell are we up against?
We pack up and run before he brings help back. We wipe the place and then head off. Olga suggests the cop station where Renee is. Set help me if suddenly the cop station seems like a good idea.
While we roll, I check out the arm, but its starting to get better. Id ask G's medical opinion, but he's gone pale ever since gumby guy killed the brother.
People go in to the cop station, but I decide to stake out out and keep an eye out for trouble.
I spot Lindsey and Olga's cop friend and eventually everyone else pours out. Lindsey's been worked over pretty good. Id give it an B+, teacher.
Lindsey is freaked and wants to go somewhere into the city and people agree to that. Now that we lost our little friends im not sure Ive got any better idea.
Anyway we make it to some car park and Lindsey curls up. Cambell and I go walkies and Im about to tell her how cool she was back at the taxi jackin' thing when she falls through a hole in the floor. Geee, just as well I didnt say anythin', she's obviously a gibbon.
Something brushes my shoulder and I spin, punching out, but there isnt anything there. Great, its probably spiders. Fun. I jog back to the car, but the crawling things are really on me now. I run into the headlights and strip off the jacket, but noone can see anything. Weird.
I tell them about Cambell and we decide to split up. Olga and Linsey ill take the car down and me and glenn 'ill take the stairs.
We run off and Glenn's all rambo on me. He'll get himself killed and thats no use to me. I try and calm him down but im not sure it's working. We get to the stair door and we burst through. Spider webs, a good sign, noone's been here for a while.
We head down into the dark. Soon we hit the the bottom and Glenn wants to be a Gangsta and go through first. Fine by me. He can take the hit if anyone's waiting for us.
The guy must want to get into my pants. Noone else round that he's trying to impress. Hmmmmm. Im not sure how I feel about that. Ah, Ill think about it later.
G bursts through the door and it looks like laundry day gone wrong. Glenn gets grabbed and dragged into the room. Hey, someone grabbed my bank roll!
I leap on him to stop him being dragged away. He's been grabbed by the linen it looks like. Weird. I try and cut him free and suddenly I notice some big freaky spider thing. The towels are still alive and it looks like we're gunna die.
I slice Glenn's mouth free and he gasps for breath. Looks like the spider is cutting our retreat. Oh well, you only live once. I grab Glenn and get ready to run further into the room, towards Cambell.
Suddenly I see a space to run back to the stairs. Screw Cambell, im outie. I drag glenn out of the basement and up the stairs. We get to the top to find Olga and the others in the car. We dive in and race out.
Remind me to bitch slap lindsey.
We race off into the afternoon, all a little stunned.
Glenn calls Renee who's been busted out by his lawyer.
We tell Renne that we're heading back to the old weird chick to see how she's going and he says that he's about to go to the bank. Ohhhhhhh, payday.
Rollin' up a little early, the stupid cow hasnt finished yet and is still in stupid mode.
We wait round and evenutally we go downstairs and she gets all smart again.
Olga goes all Grasshopper/Sensi on the old cow and we ask her about all this crap. She rants on and I remember why I wanted to hit her last time.
Linsdey asks some stuff about her curse and the old lady tells her she's bad. Screw that. Rob tried that crap with me, and I know Im strong now and he was just trying to keep me down, but Lindsey seems to swallow it. #@*($&. I should crack this bitch.
Olga asks what her 'magic' is and the old cow says that she's been touched by it. Yeah, whatever.
"Whats my magic then?"
"It flows through you."
Yeah, and so does a cheap curry, bitch.
She mac's on lindsey again and Linsdey makes for the door. I know Olga 'ill hit me if I break the old lady, so I head out.
Lindsey isnt really social girl. She looks like she's gunna burst somethin' so I try and talk to her, but Im not really social girl myself. I cant remember what I said exactly, but she seemed like she needed to chill so I show her some taichi moves and she pipes up a little.
Eventually the others come back and we have to wait while the old bat checks out some metal crap. Not to bore you, but apparently its some mechanical thing thats angry or violent. Great! Terminator's on our arse.
Renee rolls up and we have a conf in the Lexus. Lindsey pukes when she hears that she was involved in the 20 car pile up on the xpress way. Busy day, eh, Linds?
Olga goes all huggy about helpin' each other. Im about to bail when she asks everyone what they want. I have to think about it for a while. What do I want? Why am I with these fools? Other people say crap but it doesnt help me any.
"What do you want, Cas?"
"I wanna wack whoever is screwin' with us. And I wanna be paid for it. I think that I got more of a chance of doin' that with you guys. Or atleast more chance of livin' through it." I mean I can wack Alex Able, but not without getting iced by his heavies. Yeah, these fools give me a better chance to get my revenge.
That seems to make Olga happy. Renee's still whining, but whats new there. Renee's all whinin'.
"I know other people are having problems, but Ive had one friend killed and three others missing." Yeah, and still stuck with Glenn, huh?
"Ive got 5, no 6 people dead or missin', Ren. beats your score."
"What?!?" Olga interupts.
"All the people I know in my hood are bein' iced. That reminds me. I one of them seemed to know that my callin' him was causing problems. I called and he said 'whyd you call?!'. Anyway, I think he got arrested. If the cops have him and aint iced him then we can ask him 'bout it."
Yeah, sounds like a plan. And I should pass the hood and see how TF is.
The phone number! Ren said that someone had used his shooter to cap someone. I got the number of the guy who was tryin' to fence it.
I think I have a plan.....
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