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Barney does some crap that doesn't impress anyone. Well ok, maybe Renee, but like I said, noone important.
After Barney's pissed around with a cup and some snacks, he finally agrees to take us to Father Tipsy. He leads us on some wack trip into the city and finally delivers us to Father Tipsy.
Father Tipsy lives in some dive alley somewhere. Great place, man. We all walk into some light and there we are. Was that just Xfiles or what?
Well screw me, Father Tipsy is a priest. Who'd have guessed? He makes some comment about magic and then moves some chairs around in the bar. It's his place, so I'm sure the flashy trick impresses all the new visitors. Me? I just grab Red's bottle of vodka and start drowning my sorrows.
Father Tipsy starts talking about Magic which fascinates Renee and the others. Apparently Renee is a ritual or somethin'. Who really cares.
Hey, maybe it is magic. Seems possible that it does actually exist and only Cops, Doctors and Priests can use it. Typical. The brothers screwed once more, eh DMS?
Finally we get to the New Inquisition. A topic I care about. Apparently Alex Able runs it. A 10% brother if ever there was one, given the Bejamines he makes. Apparently there are people like Father Tipsy who might help us, but with the Heat from the NI, they will be layin' low. Still he says that if we can beat 'em, they might leave us alone. Sounds like a plan, charlie.
Looks like we got to beat our own way out of this mess. I'm cool with that. I say we find one of the NI mothers and pummle him 'till he spills.
Tipsy's starting to ask about people. Renee he has heard of. No biggie there. Money talks. Red he seems keen on. She smootches up to him real good and they swap cards. CJ and him exchange glances and some muttered words. Lindsey apparently tries to do something to him. Too quick for me to spot. She must be good.
Then he comes to me. I introduce myself and says "Meat". That choir boy feelin' mother fucker. I clench my fists and get ready to make his face a bloody pulp, but he raises his hands. "Everyone needs hired help. When things get physical everyone needs some muscle."
Oh, that sort of meat.
Well thats ok then. Well sort of.
Renee asks about his car crash doctor friend and Father Tipsy says something about a demon posession and maybe thats him. Hey maybe these people are talking Xfiles stuff. Cool.
I actually start to listen. Apparently Renee and the others have been playing with forces they don't understand and now one of them has gone all Manson on them. Wicked cool. Renee doesn't seem amused though. Maybe he's still touchy about his other dead Doctor chick.
He also mentions that we might have some tropical thing on our spiritual something or others. *shrugs* Who knows what these white boys are talkin' 'bout. Anyway sounds nasty, so its off to see some crazy other lady about it tomorrow. I don't like the idea of something hangin' round us and tapping in. Gotta get rid of that.
Renee gets all fussed up about some phone calls. Apparently his dead doctor friend called. Too much booze man strikes again. Renee then calls the ball and chain and promices to look after the pet dog or something.
Who cares.
We go back to the hotel and when we enter, the glass is broken, G is out cold and Dutch and the Bitch Doc are gone.
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