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Everyone is crammed into the car and we start bickering about where we are going to go. I wanna go back to Red's place to get that bug detector thing. Im paranoid about that now. Others want to go back to the medical center or run off, never to be seen again.
Someone mentions a cheap hotel and we end up stopping the car. Doc is off his head and gets out and starts asking some brother about finding a hotel. The brother knows white bread when he sees it and starts walkin' up, all helpful. This isnt a nice part of town and I'm figuring there will be trouble, so I hop out of the car. Got that adrenaline buzz, tensing for a tussle. Oh man, I wanna punch this guy.
A few quick words and we are back in the car. I look at the brother and think about doin' him anyway. Wouldnt take a second. Ah, the bastards'd probably drive off without me.
We bicker in the car for a bit about where to go. I figuring that we need to go back for G and the Ice bitch. People are all like 'who are they?' and 'what do they matter?', yeah, well Poindexters, thats right back at ya.
Eventually we decide on the anonymous hotel.
Dutch, whisper, Doc and I go in and get the hotel. Red and CJ ditch the car in a carpark somewhere and will join us soon. Dutch gets two rooms.
We hobble off, pretending Renee is drunk. Find the rooms and dump the Doc on a bed.
CJ and Red join us soon. I talk to the others about G and Icy and CJ offers to come with me for a little talk to the Icy lady.
CJ and I walk for a bit, catch a taxi closer and then walk some more. No way are we gunna be followed.
We walk in, using the Key that G gave me. Doing a bit of exploring, we find noone. Thats weird. Then I remember the library thing in the car park.
Going down there, we find G and Icy sitting in the middle of the room doing slow moving kungfu cap. I really dont get these people. CJ and I walk round exploring. Ive been here before so it keeps my attention for, like, 2 minutes.
Oh, coats and wallets. I pop back down the hall and examine the personal's of the two mojo monkeys. Nothin' weird here. I note down the credit card numbers and expiry dates of all their cards though. You never can be too careful these days.
Back in the room, CJ is all into the books. "Hey, CJ, you spend much time in libraries?"
"Yes, why?"
"Oh, nothin'". Figures.
CJ is poundin' the paper. Im bored. I aint seen any action for days now. This is so boring. I mean the thing with the shooting was fun. That was a rush. But this sculking round crap just bores me.
DJS would just be gettin' started. Man, I wouldnt even be sweaty yet. Music... *lightbulb!* Music! In G's car!
I grab G's keys, and head off to his car. I rearrange and get me a night bag of stuff and load up on something loud.
Back in the library, CJ is raving about ritual stuff again. Again I ask "Like murder?"
Again with the "Nope.". I just dont get it.
CJ starts to try and interupt the mojo stuff. She pushes some table round and trips some VC booby trap or somethin' 'cause there is this big boom and the Doc's go airborne.
Ice lands with a *kersploop* where as G is more a *thuf*. Checkin' G, he's just puncy. Ice seems a little more bashed round, so I check to see she aint dead and we wait. G comes round and gets all white coat on the Ice queen.
Glenn's all, like, "What happened? What are you doing here?"
We, or rather, CJ tries to explain some time thing. Sounds like aliens and lost time to me, but what do I know. All this crap is Xfiles to me, man.
We drag G and Ice upstairs and get Ice looked at. She joins the living again and once again we do the Mulder explination. We also toss in the shooting and the being followed and the Ice bitch following us to that eatery where this all started, then CJ and I look at her.
The Ice lady goes all "I dont know what you mean". Yeah, right. I move up and get ready to start snappin' fingers.
G's all like "Hey, no. She's fine." Somehow Im not convinced. Im getting that tinglin' feelin' like someone's gunna bleed, but then I rememeber the Nark, CJ. Oh man! We need to beat some answers out of this chick and I got a cop with me. DMS' I'd be larfing about now, the prick.
CJ takes over, and asks all these questions. Ritual, mojo, blah blah blah. CJ seems satisfied. Im not.
We go back down to the carpark, outside, walk round to make sure we aint followed. Taxi to near the hotel and all.
We go back to the rooms, G checks out Renee and then hits the sack. CJ and I take the Ice lady into the other room. CJ and the ice lady hit the pillow while I keep an eye out. Later CJ and I swap Ice Doc watchin' duty.
Morning. We get up. Everyone does the 'whats going on' thing. Rise and shine, your life is screwed. Welcome to my world.
Order food and lots of it. Other people roll up and start eating my food. Why is it people always think that my food is theirs? I mean, yeah, I ordered lots, but I'm a growing girl. I shrug to myself, its Renee's shout anyway.
Red and I talk about getting a bug thing and that seems to be a good plan. I grab Renee's credit card and Dutch's (??) too and off we head. Grabbing Red's car, we pay the huge bill and go off. A few days ago, I wouldnt have let anyone pay $25 for parking one night. Boy, how I changed.
Along the way, Red and I stop and we hit the ATM's for extra cash. It feels nice milkin' Renee's plastic.
Then we arrive at the Walmart for Jane Bond and Red does some shopping. The bug detector thing is like $700. Im felling' a little freaked by the bug thing, so I ask for one too. The lady in the shop looks at me funny, but smashing her head against the counter would just get me a tellin' off by Olga and I dont want her to think I'm, like, a Manson. The chick behind the counter rips us off totally and Renee takes the damage.
There was the censored scene with CJ and whisper in the shower getting all wet and bothered ;) but this is a G rated diary, so I wont expand on that much ;)
Heading back to the hotel, we notice the Ice Doc walking the other way. Red and I catch her in our arms and turn her round, back to the hotel.
Arrive back as the lad's are talking about Whisper in the shower or something. I knew it!!! Perverts!!! This is gunna up my pay scale.
A water logged Whisper and a well steamed CJ return and we all start to have a heart to heart about whats going on.
Apparently its all magic. Like in voodoo magic. Yeah, and Im the wicked witch of the south or somethin'. Anyway, they dont wanna run, they wanna fight it. I want to ask if we get to hit people, but I'm getting the feeling that would be bad.
Never will figure these people out.
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