I just out raced 8 other stockbrokers and execs and sent my boss' Lambogini Diablo skidding off the track into a hay bail, for $25,000 damage. So to relax, I decided to catch a few rays on the hood of the still unclaimed soft top Mustang.
Congratulations, you have been invited to one of Kelly Morgan's weekends of fast profits and fast cars. Join 20 of Chicago's richest and most most progressive investors in a weekend of hot investment tips and fun racing.
On the investment side, we will hear from the likes of the David Holbroker, Dr Billy-Joe Horton, Lester Bilkins and Xavier Libby. Kent Willson will demonstrate his new stock graphing system and price.
On the entertainment side Billy-Joe will be taking juggling classes and Xavier will be running landscape painting classes.
Kelly 'the girl IS fast' Morgan and David 'poor bent Diablo' Holbroke
will be teaching racing and handling high performance vehicles on her
country track.
After tutorials and entertainment, the weekend will culminate in a an afternoon race around Kelly's country estate.
Up for grabs to the race winner is is a soft top Mustang, numberplate 'kelly 2', forever labeling the car your prize.
Are you good enough to do what only one other has ever accomplished and win Kelly's Mustang?
See you there.
Attendance at Kelly's is tax deductable as an education expense.
Due to space restrictions, partners are unable to attend.
Come learn from the best and relax painting, driving, watching
the excitement in the the wonderful, peaceful surroundings of
the beautiful estate.